Country Dictionary

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GuacamoleNiggapenis

When I good nigga put that pp in guacamole

I went to this Niggas party last night he showed me his guacamoleniggapenis

by Tonks August 11, 2019

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

guacamoleniggapenis

when a nigga got fat hard penis on a good sunday night, but the bitch spit two nigga dick sauce from last night on the nigga penis.

damn nigga what you mad ting doin on yo penis, guacamoleniggapenis lookin ass nigga

by 4 years in pussiology September 13, 2020

Guacamoleniggapenis

Word use to determine if fucking your grandma is cool or nah fam.

Guy: guacamoleniggapenis!

by KurtTheGreat October 07, 2019

GuacamoleNiggaPenis

A term created by memers and closet racists on ifunny as a clapback to freedom of speech being tightened across social media.
Has developed into a more general shitpost.

Anyone:*says nothing*
Ifunny:"GuacamoleNiggaPenis"
*silence falls upon the land*

by Yomblin April 17, 2019