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Cum that’s half dry. Like when you blow a load on to something after masturbating and don’t clean it up right away and come back and half of it is already sticking to the surface.
Dude who left gub on my couch?!
verb- to jab someone in the butthole region while they aren't looking, often with the aim of causing them to make a mistake. Though generally performed with the thumb, gubbing can also be accomplished with a similarly blunt object, such as a summer sausage. Named for an elderly bowling alley pro-shop employee who invented the maneuver.
Gub just gubbed Josh and he missed the shot on the 8-ball!
An alternate expression for cannabis, derived from gubbins. Often used when secrecy is required, eg. when discussing cannabis over the phone and parental units are near, although it has also evolved into becoming part of general usage.
1. tumbleweed, pass the gub gub over here man so I can skin up. 2. (over phone) yo, you up for getting some gub gub tonight? - to the ensuing confusion of parents or anyone else who happens to be listening. 3. farmer ya cunt. gimmie the gubbedy gub stick.
An alternate expression for cannabis, derived from gubbins. Often used when secrecy is required, eg. when discussing cannabis over the phone and parental units are near, although it has also evolved into becoming part of general usage.
1. tumbleweed, pass the gub-gub over here man so I can skin up. 2. (over phone) yo, you up for getting some gub-gub tonight? - to the ensuing confusion of parents or anyone else who happens to be listening. 3. farmer ya cunt. gimmie the gubbedy gub stick.
When someone enters another dimension through the consumption of alcohol. Also known as gucked or gabstered. Originated from a young teenage ginger nicknamed gub who got fucked past any level known to man.
“Are you getting white girl wasted?-Nah dude I’m getting gubbed up” “Did you see Emily last night? She was so gubbed up she had to get her stomach pumped” “Bro we’re totally getting gubbed up tonight”
Gubbed - Scottish vernacular. 1. To be punched in the gub 2. Broken, destroyed or otherwise burst 3. Knackered, exhausted, jiggered, trashed
1. The wee bastart gubbed me wan in the feckin' gub. 2. I cannae roll wan 'cause the skins are gubbed. 3. Gies a break, Hen, ahm totally gubbed.