A fork of Rural Dictionary
A set of cleavage so gloriously awesome, all other things become a distant memory as you are mesmerized by such a great rack.
Sam can't talk right now, his mind is in the thrall of the hypnoboobs. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!!
to be hypnotized by boobs and other curves
"Vahid was hynoboobed by Maria's gigantic honkers."
"Her curves are gonna hypnoboob you."
A process in which, when guys are talking, one or more of them see boobs, and enter a deep, seemingly unbreakable hypnosis. In this state, nothing else exists.
Guy 1: My boss is a dick.
Guy 2: I know, so is mine just the other day he made me, made me...
Guy 1: What are you, what are you, what are...
Girl: Crap. I hypnoboobed them again. Better walk away.
Guy 1: What just happened?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I just remember tits, and that was it. Now I'm here.
Guy 1: What were we doing?
Guy 2: It dosen't matter.