A fork of Rural Dictionary
When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.
"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."
Another term for genital herpes.
You have been diagnosed with a bad case of the genital hairpiece.
you are fucking a girl (doggy style and pulling her hair) and right before you cum, you rip out her hair and cum on her baldspot.
I was fucking my sister last night and gave her a brand new Delaware hairpiece for her birthday.