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Handbag

What a wife calls her gay Husband.

There goes Lisa with her handbag.

by Thunderpeel April 15, 2009

Handbag

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is clingy or possessive or follows their boyfriend/girlfriend around all the time (including those that constantly text to 'see what you are up to' in other words check up on you)

"Steven follows me around all the time but seriously, I have a handbag and I don't need any more accessories" Said Kylie.
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"

by Sofaqueen March 02, 2008

Handbag

a) An insult used out of sheer frustration,
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.

a) James: "Why aren't you using DIV tags?"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"

b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"

c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"

by ElJManious May 26, 2009

Handbag

A wepon u beat men with.A woman's best friend. You can pick how it looks like. You can hide stuff you don't want anyone to see .

I killed a man with a handbag today.

by No one to c April 17, 2017

handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

by nocturnal January 04, 2005

handbags

Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.

"Oh, put your handbags away".

by Ulukai December 16, 2003

HandBagging

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.

Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!

by Gymsox May 19, 2011