A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the perfect example of the phrase, “No good deed goes unpunished.” The good deed: You exposed your body to copious amounts of alcohol in a relatively short time span. The punishment: Your body expects you to maintain this level of “liquid happy” consumption, and if you don’t (even if only for the duration of a short nap)…it rebels by dishing out every discomfort that it can physically and psychologically implement.
*Individual with hangover holds head firmly in hands to prevent cranial overexpansion, and chews on entire contents of Tylenol bottle while kneeling before the porcelain god* “Why god? Why? It seemed like such a good idea last night. I promise I’ll never drink again…so long as I live.” *Washes Tylenol down with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol between dry heaves* Waking up drunk just isn't the same as going to sleep drunk!
What you do the day after New Years Eve.
As in hangover the toilet, the sink, the bucket, the lawn , outside the car, etc.
A holiday in the religion of Yaoism. May 10 marks the day of when Uke had been freed by Seme from the devil, Yuri, and where Uke and Seme had sexual intercourse that had miraculously and illogically made them pregnant with a son, Yaoi, who would soon become an artist and draw the first ever yaoi picture. This holiday is known as Hangover. On Hangover, you give candy (preferably chocolate) to your lover, whether they're a boy or a girl, and give them a warming hug. This is similar to Valentine's Day, but in May, not February.
I gave chocolate to my boyfriend on Hangover! I hope the god Seme blesses me with yaoi.
When you have had to much to drink and the next morning you wake up with a pounding headache. You also will feel like absolute trash. That ladies and gentlemen is a hangover!
I had a narley hangover from last night.