A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?" Hans: "I do..." Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!" Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
god of kickassedness
hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!
A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.
Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman