A fork of Rural Dictionary
Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.
"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"
"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."
A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.
My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.