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Haylofted

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.

“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”

by TaffyLimeade March 02, 2021

hayloft

code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)

“yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”

by beanasf December 12, 2020

hayloft

Something you probably searched for after hearing the songHayloft” by Mother Mother...

Dave: have you heard Hayloft by Mother Mother?
Carl: yeah it’s pretty good...

by Stoopid bisexual October 24, 2020

hayloft

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT

by im swag lol (they/he?????) January 04, 2021

hayloft

code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)

you know mother mother’s song hayloft?

by beanasf December 12, 2020