A fork of Rural Dictionary
Giving birth to a child without any knowledge of the pregnancy, as is common in small, rural towns, such as Hazelton, B.C.
Dude, you know that stomach pain I had? I just got back from the hospital and was hazeltoned.
Who's the father?
An absolute give of villiany, often compared with Moss Side in Manchester and Queens in NYC. Don't stop at the red lights or you'll be car jacked and they'll nick your extra strong mints.
I'm lucky to get out alive! I was on Hazelton Road , Colchester!
Someone who get no females or males
you are a William Charles Hazelton