A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who have this name are CRAZY. They are very loving and care about one another. You should be grateful to have a Heelan in your life because they will love you till the end of theirs. They are absolutely the most fun group of people to hang out around. Don’t mess with one heelan because they will all group together and jump you.
Don’t mess with a Heelan you don’t know what they are going to do
a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.
Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?" Girl 2: "Heelan High School" Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys" Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."