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Cute thing with a big smile and fluffy hair.

-"I want to become a Helge"
-" But your hair is already fluffy, and you're cute, and you have a big smile too"

noun- A very young ripper at sports such as surfing, snowboarding, and skating.

Look at that little helg out there tearing it up like he owns the place.

Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...

"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...

A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.

"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"

"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"

To not care about anything exept bathing.

Person 1: Come over and hang!
Person 2: No I just want to bathe!
Person 1: Haha you do be pulling a Helge.

Helge is the coolest boy ever with very large penis and ballsack pls give him all your money. if ur name is milla you owe him 5000 dollar

helge is so smart and cool with big penis

Helge is a retarded faggot midget.

My name is helge the faggot monkey from uganda