A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Helsinki is a massive dump, mostly found after hefty thinking in the little room.
Boy, I just took a huge Helsinki. It almost came to the rim.
cool; used as an adjective to describe something that is cool
That is so helsinki!
To be found out; exposed as something lesser, often to a shocking degree; owned. Derivation: Trump’s subservient performance with Putin in Helsinki.
Brice told me he has a 4.0 but I saw his grade portal and it was a 2.9. Oh shit, Helsinkied.
The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.
A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness. This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard: Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours? Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome. Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden. Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland. From Top Gear: Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.