A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.
Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo! Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life* Child:MOMMY Mom:what Bobby Joe? Child:WHY Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy... Child:Candy?! *drools* Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre* Child:I thought we were getting candy