A fork of Rural Dictionary
what you say when someone asks what ligma is
hey did you know Steve Jobs died of ligma? Who's Steve Jobs LIGMA BALLS!!!!
Damn, Sharon, I love him. He's got a nice BBD I thought he was white Shut up sharon I hate you
Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.
Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo! Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life* Child:MOMMY Mom:what Bobby Joe? Child:WHY Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy... Child:Candy?! *drools* Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre* Child:I thought we were getting candy
When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
Person 1 and Person 2:Hey! Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*
The buttox. Butt. Cheeks. Bread. Cake. Gluteus maximus with extra mayo Wait a minute? Extra mayo? Forgot I wasn't ordering my baby.
Someone:Booty Someone else:What Someone:BUTT Someone else:oh....*starts crying in the corner*
The premium version of the lettuce garlic bacon tomato quarter (incredible ass-quivering) pounder. Seriously, what's with all the rainbows? It's just a really good burger.
Person:hey, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get you? Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people. Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!! Person:oh. Surely!
One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people. It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.
Person 1:Wanna roast battle? Person 2:Sure Others:*whispering;inaudible* Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that! Person 2:PPNUGGET Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*