Country Dictionary

Herk is a quality or state of being Herk, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid.6 In a character study of "The Herk" attributed to the Greek philosopher Theophrastus (c. 371 – c. 287 BC), herk was defined as "mental slowness in speech or action". The modern English word "herk" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either imply a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze, or slow-mindedness.

"You really herked that up Karen!", "He is so herk that he can only sign his name with a crayon!", "What a fucking herk, he doesn't know what 2+2 is!"

The word "Herk" is a lot term for Herkamer Diamonds, which are mined in Herkamer NY.

Yo Kidd whats in that Wrap. Tourms Zinks and Herks.

the derpy version of heck/hell

what dah herk. that LG with the leggings and uggs is cute as.

Something exhibiting action at the top rate possible.

That water is at a herking boil. The fire is herking now. Wow, this party is herking.

Also: "herkin' it". Verb, from Hercules, mythical Greek strongman. To strenuously lift or move any heavy or unwieldy object.

I need to herk this old fridge out of the house.

a hot jerk.

graig may be a jerk, but he is one hot piece of ass.

Can be used as a profanity

Person1: You motherherkin ho person2: Herk you, herkin motherherker person3: you son of a herk person4: I herked that ho until she screamed "herk youuuuuu!"