A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any male of straight sexual orientation that behaves like a Diva. A Heva can not be a gay male, they are, by definition, Divas.
John is being pissy because he can't watch the game right now. He's such a Heva.
Cattle farmer who helps in the reproduction of calves.
Farmer lubes up male cow with a special lubricant. Farmer then guides the male cows peanis into the female cows vagina. Sometimes a little fondling is needed in order to arouse the male cow.
Similar to the way gay men have a “diva”, or woman they look up to or stan, some lesbians or sapphics have a (usually straight) male idol that they look up to in the same way (see Mansbian). Unlike the female pop musicians that some gay men choose as their diva, Hevas are most often indie or rock musicians.
A: Who’s your Heva?
B: Hozier for sure. He just gets me, y’know?
a great artist , musician and game developer who resides on the dark side of Gamejolt.
his besties are so weird but he loves them.
he is so weird omg.
he loves games!! :3
Cesar Heva Finessle Is My Bestie