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Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.
Hildebrand, I AM your father.
A badass last-name that is usually put with a tall family
Devon Hildebrand is the coolest and tallest kid in middle school
To run into an obstruction, usually a wall, while leading a race, costing the racer the race win.
Named after Indycar driver J.R. Hildebrand, who hit the wall coming off the final corner in the 2011 Indianapolis 500, giving the race win to the late Dan Wheldon.
I lost that Mario Kart 8 online race on Super Bell Subway when I hildebranded in the subway section.
An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.
I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.
What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?