A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that spends countless hours trolling message boards spewing their drivel as if it was the gospel. Garden variety Stiller fan, back in the day, they flourished in S.W.Pa. but with the down fall of the Steel industry they were forced to move to a place close to you! They have such a inferior complex that they have to wave a yellow rag to seek attention to the masses. But have no fear, they are a frontrunning clan, they will jump onto the next bangwagon as soon as it gets HOT!
The guy that mows your yard, the guy that delivers your news paper, the village idiot, your next door neighbor are all Hilljacks.
Found in rural areas. Ball cap backwards or tilted, oversize shorts and tshirt, shaved head with goatee. Speaks in a muddle of country and ghetto dialect. Rides low in a Japanese import from the 90s with mismatched door and fart-sounding exhaust, or can be seen in elevated, shiny pick up truck finished with chrome flame or skulls; could possibly own a crotch rocket bike. Blasts hip hop, nu metal, death metal or rap from said vehicle. Approach with caution, can be easily set off and become violent.
'Watch out, that Hilljack's all worked up from watching Ultimate Fighting and drinking cheap whiskey - he wants to fight you.'
Creature sometimes considered to be a human , only less sophisticated, missing a finger or toe, a crooked eye and usually with a dumb name
John Johnson, Tom Thomson, Jim planter or Tim Ammon anyone named these names is most definitely a hilljack
From the southern region of the Midwest (see Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Western Pennsylvania and the better part of West Virginia). Hilljacks have a penchant for sleeveless t-shirts, Blackfoot and Molly Hatchet and low-end regional beer. Family gatherings come in the form of cookouts and all of them culminate in drunken brawls and multiple arrests. Young hilljack chicks are usually very attractive but undergo a metamorphosis sometime after they have their third kid before the age of twenty.
The creeper driving by you in the old van with the twisted roof rack and the smell of weed and urine billowing from the passenger side window that is halfway down, crooked and off it's track. The van also sports a confederate flag plate holder and an uncovered snow tire on the back.
A poor, lower-class, white trash person who believes he/she is better or of a higher class than a hillbilly. Tends to make fun of hillbillies or hicks believing that he /she is not one.
a slightly educated cousin to the hillbilly found in small towns off the beaten path of modern society or outside a 75 mile radius of a major retail mall.
examples are limitless because of the United States failure to recognize and correct the problems with education and poverty.
A rare species of hillbilly found in the small town of Sedro-Woolley, WA. These people can be found wearing chainsaw oil covered Overals, with a Stihl chainsaw dirty hat and romeos. The tend to never change out of their work clothes pior to social outings, for example; (Grocery Store, Resturant, and bar.) Often talk about how to set chokers and slay you a salmon on the Skagit. They typically identified by driving older lifted 1980's Toyota 4x4's with extra large CB attenta and a Rebel Confederate flag.
Cletus the hilljack perfers to take home his sister after a good drunken night at the bar drinking Schmidts beer.