A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fear of long words.
Girl 1: Hey remember in Mary Poppins when she sang that song, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Girl 2: AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! Girl 1: Whoa, what's wrong? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Girl 2: STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...a fear of long words
I suffer from HippopotomonYEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: I think I have a fear of long words Doctor: Oh! So you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! Guy: *dies of panic attack*
A word someone made up to screw with people who are diagnosed with a fear of long words. C'mon you know it's true!
Person who coined the term: So what's her deal? Colleague: Oh, she's afraid of long words. Do we even have a word for that? Person who coined the term: You know what we should call it? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! Colleague: That's just wrong.
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Patient: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't say that word!!!!!!!!!!
Damn were you really that bored that you searched this up? C'mon man... Jeez
bob= hey, i love that song that goes 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' steve= AHHHHHHH STOP I HATE LONG WORDDZZ bob= dude i think you must have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia steve= BROO STOP IT SCARES MEEEE