A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly
Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal
"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*
A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door
Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!
someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls
example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.
one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis
2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face
1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.
2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.
3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.