A fork of Rural Dictionary
A douchebag most likely a teacher of some sort. Prob. a teacher of the cock.Also known as cone head, bald old guy, fag, dicksucker, penis head.
Man Coach Hoch sucks the biggest dick on Earth.
In honour of the one and only Michael Hochman, (as annoying as that guy can be), it is a verb to describe whatever you would like.
For example, instead of saying , "I'll see you later", you may say: "I'll Hoch you later" or even: "I'll Hoch on you later" It really is that versatile!
The fine hair that is located between the scrotum and the anus, closest to the anus.
Man, if I want to get some classy ladies I really need to shave my hoch before beach season.
To punch a whiney skinny kid in the face.
"Dude I totally Tyler Hoch'd this kid backstage because he wouldn't SHUT UP!"