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A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.

"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"

The audible reaction one makes when stepping into the shower only to discover that the H2O flowing from the spout is at an unusually high temperature.

*Steps into hot shower, immediately singing skin* “HOIT!”

a word used by itztrkxz fanbase by going into streamers chats and saying "hoit" and "you have been hoited" the slang was made under a Minecraft stream where the streamer Ben spelled hoit instead of hot

"YOU HAVE BEEN HOITED"

A Southeastern american pronunciation of the word "hurt"

"Ouch that really hoits"

Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.

Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.

The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.

Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.

The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.

(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!

a group of some real trill ass niggas

look at those hoits over there im scared as fuck