A fork of Rural Dictionary
the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.
person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord. person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt. person 2: *sigh*
A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"! An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!" 2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
An exclamation of surprise or dismay.
Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one! Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
like jesus christ but made out of cheese he does gooda things for the Penicillium people
-man1- you gots the monke drip drip -man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole
OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED get the point, yes yes?
A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
"Dude, look! A ghost!" "What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"
An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.
"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"... 👿