A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".
Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.
Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
"Whattya eatin'?" "HoLy CrAp!!!"
Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible. Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?
The contense of God's toilet. Something you get detention for saying. An exclamation.
Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps? Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!
1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.
1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.
The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter? Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.