A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extreme and devastating hunger which defies reason and logic. Will often lead to restlessness, anger and the unstoppable devouring of any foodstuffs available (with the exception of hot dogs, cole slaw, certain types of beans, etc.) Victims of extreme hongies include myself. May lead to extreme beverly consumption.
Piss my goat shit, I am super hongs right now. That goatmeal just did not cut it. I mean, real hongs, real hongs, Hongies Jackson.
Hong's are very beautiful, intelligent, cute, and love to eat. they are very unique and hard to find in life. They have a smile that could light up your world. they are really honest with you so dont get hurt. They have one of the most beautiful laughs you could ever expect, one you could listen to day after day without it getting annoying. Hong's are hard to aprouch cause they are the spliting image of the word beautiful.
Hong- people like you just make my day 100x better
A smart ass who doesn't admit it. If you have a Hong as a friend, boy are you going to die of his memes. Like bro this dude can do quadratics and list all of Newton's laws with the specific definition. He defies the laws of smartness for his age. Sometimes you might even think he's an alien. Hongs are independent, mechanical pencil lovers, roasters, and so much more. His video games skills are legit impossible to compete with, it's like he's using legit bots and exploits. If there's a Hong in your life you better appreciate him =^-^=.
A hong is a friend that provides wingman services and other bro like technicalities. Hongs are the best kind of pals to each other.
***BASIC HONG CONVERSATION***
Hong 1: Yo hong
Hong 2: Yo hong
Hong 1: Long period of time. Me no see hong in that long period of time.
Hong 2: Hong, I know. Same.
Hong 1: Can I come over hong?
Hong 2: Hong, get your ding dong over here!
To get stuck in ,somewhat wildy in a sexual situation, not limited to penetrative sex, can be oral, breast sex, any sex act performed with a wild abandon, bordering on madness.
Mcluskie: So What happened last night? Any luck?
Mate of Mcluskie: God, yes! Honged down on her like a beast! Messy business.