Country Dictionary

A very sexy person with very big balls that gets every girl that comes in his path.

Jack- "OH LOOK HONZA IS COMING OUR WAY, I AM GONNA CUM."

This is a Czech name (Jack in English)

Look, Honza´s coming with his new snowboard!

Fit Czech guy number 2 in the back, fat abs, rapper, MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE ...., Summer Chill, studies IT, loves being sober, Freezing point.

You're such a Honza.

Very funny and smart person

Hey Honza, say me a joke.
Honza: Your mum. LOOOOOOL

Honza is one of the most famous Czech names and you can recognize people named Honza by having an excessively large and wide penis. They are also sometimes kind to people and try to help others. Unfortunately, they fail because they sleep, eat or listen to songs all day.

Wow, I see you have something big between your legs, you're probably Honza.

A way of signing a letter, or forum post, similar to sincerely or yours truly. Can be substituted for a number of words, and used at any time within any context for almost any meaning.

Honza was first discovered in 2003 when an anonymous surfer found this peculiar word used at the end of a post on a linux user group's message board. Belived to be of tang descent.

Dear Jamie,

I can't make it to dinner tonight. Give me a call.

-Honza
Randall

Every time you're around someone you love, your clothes fall off. This phenomenon is called Honza effect.

“oh god my pants are falling every time im with you, i need to buy a belt .”
“is this Honza effect?”