A fork of Rural Dictionary
A CG animated film that is seriously underrated. It is a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood but in the form of a crime scene, and is known for it's pretty good sense of storytelling and humor.
I watched Hoodwinked over 100 times every month since I was a kid.
One of the most underrated animated films ever made. The films tells the story of Red Riding Hood but in the form of a police investigation. Everyone has either never heard of this movie (which is most people), seen it once and completely forgot it existed, or seen it so many times that they can recite the entire movie line for line, scene for scene, shot for shot, because it's permanently engraved in their brains (aka me).
Me: Have you ever seen this movie called Hoodwinked? "Friend": Yeah, it sucked Me: I'll end your worthless existence if you don't change your mind right now
When a store clerk deceives one into purchasing an overly expensive item. The said price is unknown to the customer and there fore they have been tricked
That clerk at Lush hoodwinked me into buying some expensive soap.
Getting tricked into unprotected sex by a man with an uncircumcised penis.
The doctor said "theres nothing wrong here he is just uncircumcised". She replied "I thought that was a strange looking condom!" The Doctor replied "Yup, you just got hoodwinked!"
When the man pulls out and cums into the hood of the girls jacket, and pulls it over her head.
Jeff hoodwinked his girlfriend last night.
When your significant other steals your hoodies without any intention of returning them.
Man, yesterday Shaquanza came over and she totally hoodwinked me!
When you thought a guy was cut and then he pulls it out and he’s uncircumcised. But... he starts getting hard and the head starts coming out and the tip is just winking at you.
I went home with nick and I got totally hoodwinked. He was uncut and the turtle neck slowly came down and it winked at me.