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Hooned

Getting bitch slapped with knowledge.

"Dude, you got hooned.

by OnionSneeze June 20, 2014

Hooned

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

Youve just been Hooned

by Hoonster September 27, 2006

Hooned

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

You've just been hooned

by Jamie Buxton September 26, 2006

hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

by Kiwi Jones June 27, 2010

hoon

In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.

Oi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”

by Sulfur Sea Sponge June 09, 2019

hoon

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!

by Onetrack March 18, 2004

Hoon

According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.

Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...

by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012