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A five molar concentration of ass.
I was in Chemistry class when some jackass spilled an entire beaker of hooten on the desk.
A reasonable amount of jank
If I laid down that side of jank on that hooten I’d be happy with that donk.
bhaddie; one who has a very big ass and knows how to use it well. a hooten gets very many attractive men and many men are crushing on a hooten.
hi hooten, id tap that!
omg guys look it's hooten, shes so hot
guys i think i like hooten.
fancy shcmancy, rather high class and bogus.
i don't want her goin' to that hooten falutin party up in long island with all those jews!
an awful smell combination of skunk, weed, and ass that makes everyone sick, usually found in old classrooms, gym lockers, anywhere swimmers were or have been, bubblegum shrimp co., hawaiian public bathrooms, cars of football players, and ohio
Student: dude wtf is that smell...
Swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
Student: i think im gonna be sick
Guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
Friend: yeah it smells fuckin awful