A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.
"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night." "Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"
When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.
We hot ham and cheesed last night
The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.
I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.
Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"
Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese
The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker. To masturbate over dinner.
Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich