A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom. Ross: You're talking about my son's mother. Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF. Ross: Shut up!
Your mom who which is found attractive to one or more people.
Your hot mom has got it going on~!
When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!
Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.
Person1: *masturbating to porn* Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.
Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.
Guy: “I love hot moms.” Guy #2: “Like who?” Guy: “your mom.” Guy #2: “Fuck you.”