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Hot lunch

This involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake: Hence a "Hot Lunch" Simple really.

Mac: "Hey Soph, You wanna have a Hot Lunch today?" (He he he) Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.

by Mac October 13, 2004

hot lunch

the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch

by sideshow bob May 13, 2004

hot lunch

A warm meal typically eaten around noon, between breakfast and dinner.

It was nice to have a hot lunch at work today.

by JC5959 May 13, 2011

hot lunch

latin: Cacatus manduco The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump." From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

hot lunch

taking a super massive dump in someones waiting and eager mouth

My friend joey was clammering for a steamy hot lunch courtesy of our friend chris.

by Johnny_TeaBags April 05, 2005

hot lunch

When a hot and bothered male pinches a loaf off into the gaping mouth of his degraded female counterpart. This is normaly washed down with a few worm shots of the males "duck butter"

hot lunch

by Radi June 18, 2004

hot lunch

to deficate in another persons (ie. partner) mouth.

"Sandy and Fred like to experiment on each other by giving each other large steamy hot lunches"

by Joe King March 05, 2004