A fork of Rural Dictionary
another word for bisexual... as in Hovis "best of both" (the bread)
my science teacher is deffinitly hovis
As in "Hovis best of Both", meaning a mixed-race person with a black father and a white mother.
Yo, that guy is fuck ugly, I bet he ain't hovis.
From Hovis' famous bread tagline 'the best of both - white with all the goodness of brown' it can either refer to a sexual partner of mixed race or commonly a girl whose vagina is so tight having sex with her feels as good as anal sex.
Isn't that the girl that went back with you the other night? Indeed What was she like? She's Hovis
Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.
Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night? Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think! Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!! Guy 1 walks off...
A slang term for Jehova's Witnesses.
Damn bitch, some hovies is coming down our driveway. Get the mace!
ur main friend in ur gang: homie, nigga, brother
just chillin wif ma hovis ya'll
adj. Dead, deceased. From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.
"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"