A fork of Rural Dictionary
guy: Why are they talking so loud?
girl: I don't know, but they need to htd.
Acronym for Hoes These Days. A parody of the phrase, "Kids these days," and is used in a similar fashion to the original phrase.
HTD is a common immediate remark in response to learning something about a particular ho (or hoes) that directly defines them as a ho.
Rather than being slander against hoes, HTD is more often a phrase that accepts that hoes will be hoes and that we are powerless to change them.
HTD can be used as a direct diss but it's considered bad form since it's more elegant to just call a ho a ho.
Ho: "I didn't cheat... it was only a blowjob!"
Non-ho: *smacks ho* "Damn HTD..."
Ho: "Sorry, I ate all your chicken."
Non-ho: *sigh* "HTD..."
A Hug Transmitted Disease; an illness that can be caught in the simple act of hugging someone
Person 1: Dude, you don't look so good.
Person 2: Yeah, I got an HTD from my girlfriend.
Person 1: That sucks! Don't give it to me!
hannah transmitted diseases. you get them by touching her. or her stroking you. jonathan has many of them. so do all the people with the initials BH.
I got htds from hooking up with hannah.
Hoes These Days; used my males in disgust at how women of generation "Y" are mostly manipulative sluts
A: Man that bitch cheated on me!
B: HTD man HTD