Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

I'll show you

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.

Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long" Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"

by unlimitedskilz December 19, 2010

bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem? A: Bend over and I'll show you.

by Zero Skhool November 23, 2015

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g. Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008