A fork of Rural Dictionary
the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or fuck buddy your pregnate
1 month later
ring ring ring
Girl: hello
guy: hey
girl: we need to talk
guy:why
girl: I'm late
girl: hello??
DIAL TONE: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again
the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic
man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!
I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!
I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.