A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble For example: You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass. You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead! Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about
Becoming limp while still inside a girl. Look up: Flacid
Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch" Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"
"You look tired broham." "Yea, I am dead in this bitch as of right now"
yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?
am i dead? you are dead Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad? Big Billy: I don't know son. Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!?? Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!?? Little Timmy: please kill me
Bc u haven’t found the right time to die
Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya
It’s one someone is trying to say the dead
I am dead OK I was killed