A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.
"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor" "Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time" "They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"
Title of a hypothetical English action film (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone) in the Family Guy episode "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea". The film appears to exist only in Peter Griffin's imagination as he envisions a British subversion of the American action genre, and is a parody of the British miniseries adaptation of Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited.
"I Remember Cecil" is rather homoerotic.
Woke up to the sound of pouring rain The wind would whisper and I'd think of you And all the tears you cried, that called my name And when you needed me I came through I paint a picture of the days gone by When love went blind and you would make me see I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes So that I knew you were there for me Time after time you were there for me Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand - I remember you Through the sleepless nights and every endless day I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you We spend the summer with the top rolled down Wished ever after would be like this You said I love you babe, without a sound I said I'd give my life for just one kiss I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss
Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand - I remember you Through the sleepless nights and every endless day I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you We've had our share of hard times But that's the price we paid And through it all we kept the promise that we made I swear you'll never be lonely Woke up to the sound of pouring rain Washed away a dream of you But nothing else could ever take you away 'Cause you'll always be my dream come true Oh my darling, I love you Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand - I remember you Through the sleepless nights and every endless day I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sand - I remember you Through the sleepless nights and every endless day I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you
Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.
1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup* Person 2: I remember MY first beer 2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal* Person 2: I remember MY first goal 3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message* Person 2: I remember MY first text message.
a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.
"Why did you do it?" "I don't remember!"
An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
(Audience member): What's your mood watch say? (Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.