A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?" Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!" Guy1"Me niether!" Guy2:"We should go check that out!" Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona." Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Ilona is very intelligent. Ilona is usually blonde and blue eyed. She can be a little gullible. People get her name wrong all the time so be sure to pronounce it correctly. She can be a little immature at times, but it's all a part of her personality. If you have an Ilona in your life be sure to treasure her, she is one of a kind.
"Ilona is very loud and obnoxious, but fun.
Ilona is literally the perfect girl like you can already tell of the starts that she’s everything ur looking for in ur significant other shes cute very beautiful and a little psycho bc she likes to watch horror movies but overall perfect gitl
Ilona is the most beautiful girl
Ilona is a beautiful girl. She has amazing friends and is always loyal to them. She loves to talk about her boyfriend but ends up breaking up with him. She's sometimes an active girl but most of the time she's a lazy person.
"I wish i had a best friend like Ilona"
Ilona is a name that represents one that has worlds most beautiful ethnicities mixed in one. Her hazel eyes will sparkle right through you. One thing thats true, Ilona is always on time. Where ever she may go she always shines rays of pure joy to other people. Her voice is calm and gentle. Also, Ilona has one of the most angelic faces, it’s as if she’s straight from heaven.
Ilona was created in the image of God.
Ilona is what you call a person who understands you perfectly and always manages to make your heart melt. Someone you feel super comfortable around with and in general love to spend time with.
-Where's the reply? -Not now, I'm talking to Ilona.
an intelligent female who is sought after by many. usually pretty yet quite insecure. a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future. has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons. friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine. activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming. she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red. she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep. WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse... this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass! Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"