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Icing the Log

When you take a dump and then cum on the turd.

I was at Applebee's last week and took the biggest dump ever.. I was so horny that I then proceeded to rub one out and it glazed the turd perfectly.. Icing the log like a champ!

by JoelskiJizzle May 04, 2017

icing the log

to masterbate while on the toilet

'wheres john and whats that noise?' Reply: 'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes icing the log'

by Andy Tillson November 16, 2007

Iced Log

The Sexual Act of cumming over another persons stool after they have finished taking a dump

A line of seamen drawn along the top of the stool giving the apperance of an Iced Log (a type of Desert)

by Marcgallen May 28, 2006

Ice logging

A sexual maneuver where you freeze a log of poop and then use it as a dildo in any orifice.

I don't know why Samantha likes ice logging so much.

by GeniusSex August 31, 2014

Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 01, 2009

Ice-Log

The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.

Woah man can i go to the freezer and borrow an “Ice-Log?”

by vinfirstup June 20, 2024