A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.
Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.
Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.
Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.
Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.
To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.
"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"
A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.
I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.
...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"
This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it
Mate : You out tonight?
You: Nah I'm bedding it
OR
Mate: You out tonight?
You: Nah I'm bedding it
A word that looks like what it is.
yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.