Country Dictionary

To root a girl really hard and the bed head board banging against the wall repeatedly waking your neighbors up.

That one time with that one bird.

The thing at the back of your bed.

my headboard is bedazzled.

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

To drive your partner into the headboard with repeated deep thrusts during wild, out-of-control passion.

I'll drive you to the airport to make up for the headboarding I gave you last night.

a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her

That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night was was such a headboarder i think i heard him crying in the morning

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.