Country Dictionary

When a person pretends to be mentally or physically retarded or handicapped to avoid having to do something.

Teacher: Johnny will you please clean the white-board for me?
Johnny: Uhh yus teecher.
Johnny then pulls out a banana and eats it with the peel on.
Teacher: Johnny I know your not retarded, that's just what I call intardation.

An InTard is a Inbread whos parents are Retard or other way around.

*guy 1 "did you hear that Ryans cousin Brook is an inbread"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"

from the phoenix slang, a combination of intern and retard. somebody who is paid to do nothing but ask questions, take up time from people who do real work and build crappy models that fall apart.

hey intard, why don't you do something productive, like get me some coffee.

Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people".

I am so fucking intarded, what is my name?

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.

My word, that president is certainly intarded.

A cross of a retard and inbreded person:

The intard used his hair dryer in the shower to save time.

A not-so-useful intern incapable of performing the simplest of tasts.

who hired this intard !" or "that summer hire is intarded when is he going back to school?"