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someone who is too cheap to buy an iphone, buys an ipod and inserts the letters "h, n and e'" , thus changing it to iphoned

mitch bought an ipod and wanted to be cooler so added h, n and e to it and became an iphoned

Getting hit in the nuts with an iphone for pure enjoyment of your friends.

While Sims was talking to Sosh, Dave comes up and says "hey Sims watch this"..... proceeding to catch Sosh off guard by throwing his Iphone at his genitalia. Thus rendering him iPhoned for several minutes.

a device that gets bigger every year

check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

Something that happens when communism

"communism is when no iphone"

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?