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J-Bag

Similar to a Tea bag, but when the balls enter the mouth, one must thrust back and forth to allow the balls to swing in the mouth. The complete action follows the form of a J hence the name J-Bag.

May also be used as an insult.

Tony got J-Bagged at the party after he passed out.

Josh is such a D-Bag!...No, he's a J-Bag.

by Lutacris July 11, 2008

J-Bag

The combination of the popular and widely used "Douchebag" with the greedy and selfish stereotypes of a Jew.

Donald stole my burrito from taco bell that i really would have enjoyed. He already had two tacos anyway. That J-bag didn't even leave any hot sauce! I would have given him a bite if he asked.

by iLOVEmunchies September 19, 2007

J-Bag

A way of calling someone a juice bag, but in shorter form

(a juice bag is a non offensive way of saying douche bag)

thats my cookie you J-Bag!

that kid with a new girlfriend every week is a J-Bag

by Mr. McTastic February 04, 2010

j bag

a slut or usually a female who allows anymale in her pants

kmt your a j bag anyway

by kwengface June 01, 2019

J-bag

1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one.

2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.

3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.

4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.

5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.

6. Someone who can only talk about himself.

7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.

8. Someone who flirts with his sister…

9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.

10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.

11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.

12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.

That J-bag tried to insult me and only made himself sound stupid.

by FuckRunescapeForever99 March 31, 2011

J-bag

A (derogatory) term for a Jew, usually implying stinginess. Etymology unknown. Perhaps deriving from a variation on tea bag(?)

He wouldn't even give me a chip... What a fucking J-bag!

by Fred Leesa July 10, 2006

j bag

A jehovah's witness, especially any of the door to door solicitors

Those fucking j bags came right while I was in the middle of taking a shit!

by MrMojoRisin' October 23, 2007