A fork of Rural Dictionary
A truly affectionate term for Jesus Christ.
I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...
A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.
j-man
the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.
j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?
A white wannabee ghetto person who likes to straighten Tina's curls... He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY! J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!! J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!
Hey girl Hey he is such a j-man!