A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very charming, handsome boy. He often plays baseball and basketball. Every girl has had a crush on him, but one special girl got him an every other girl is jealous. He has a dream to play for the L.A. lakers and to have children with his gorgeous girlfriend. He is over protective with his girlfriend, just doesn’t show it. He calls her “baby” and “babe” to show his affections toward her. He hangouts with her when he can. Every girl continues to fall in deep love with him but... he’s taken.
Person: Look at J.J.
Person 2: He’s with that girl again
j.j a average looking boy who can hoop and get hoes but always thinking and not speaking on it
Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!
J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.
synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.
2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.
When do people hate Rian Johnson when J.J. Abrams fucked up Star Wars after fucking Star Trek?