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J.Lo

A heinous mutant with an elephant's ass and an intellect of a door knob. A diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. Exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent fellation.

Is that a cello? No, it's J.Lo.

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

J.Lo

nice big ass

your mom has a j.lo

by Anonymous June 04, 2003

J.Lo

Big, fat, beautiful, flawless ass.

Damn, that girl got a J.Lo

by BB July 25, 2003

J.Lo

a hollywood endoresed hoodrat stereotype of a struggling day to day latina

your too young to be j-loing ...wait until after junior high to show ur thong

by slap a n***a.com July 24, 2003

J.Lo

A very tatlented young latino that gets hated on. On the regular

by Christy August 26, 2003

J.Lo

blow me side ways

ass to grab on to _______ your not nice thanks for the sports wear that wont fit

by Oprah Winfrey October 20, 2003

j.lo

1. Self professed acronym that Latina Pop star Jennifer Lopez began calling herself in 2002. 2. Large, spankable, booty. In reference to Jennifer Lopez's booty. 3. Clothing and accessory line created by Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a., J.Lo 4. Root of insult, J.Ho, in reference to Jennifer Lopez. 5. Former wife of Ben Affleck. See bennifer.

1. J.Lo is getting married again!? 2. Look at that girl over there. She's got quite a J.Lo. 3. Hey, there's a pile of ugly clothes in the gutter! And look what they say on them - J.Lo! 4. That girl who sleeps around is sure a J.Ho. 5. J.Lo and Ben created the fusion known as bennifer.

by robots on parade June 30, 2004