Country Dictionary

J.V

A man who likes feet

That man’s a j.v

J.V.

As in junior varsity, or half-assed, unskilled, or plain old inept.

That dude's jump-shot was J.V. That art-director's rendering of a elephant was so J.V.

j.v.

meaning sub par or less than expected

emma: "hey how was that party last night?" jill: "it wasn't very fun" emma: "yeah i heard it was pretty j.v."

J.V. Theory

A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.

Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.